According to his former neighbours, his sleep was cut short by roaring KCCA bulldozers on Monday July 4. As it has been the case, the humorous presenter plays oldies music somewhere in Makindye every Sunday evening and normally returns home in the company of his female fans.

On that fateful day Monday morning, as usual, he returned home in the company of a young brown bummy creature. However as soon as they had finished bathing in preparation for bedminton, roaring bulldozers arrived and havoc ensued!

Without sampling his catch, he quickly rolled his mattress, packed his condoms and other belongings  and fled towars Kitintale where he is now renting. Ever since Oulanya completed his university degree, he has been living in that Naguru house which his parents originally occupied.

However, when his father built his own house in Bweyogerere, and relocated, Columbus inherited the house and lived there like a prince, rent free. We welcome Oulanya to the world of responsibilities!

Due to popular demand we bring you more of the celebrity education levels

Qute Kaye - Is indeed a troubled fella. With the ongoing economic crisis hitting him real hard, the Ginkeese star must be regretting why he stopped school in senior five. We definitely feel for him.

Mesach Semakula - He has been greatly successful in music but the same can't be said of him education-wise. He dropped out of school in primary three, we are told. You can imagine if he did not have a talent of singing.

Gaetano Kaggwa - Huh this man! the BBA favourite was the first man in the world to have live sex on TV. As in not in the movie stuff; real shit The former Capital FM morning show star has a bachelors from the states and was pursuing a law degree from Makerere. But after having it with SA's Abby, he never went back to finished the course.

Rachael K as she is commonly called spent the best part of her early days in the United States. Well it is not exactly known what she studied  but at least she had the qualification to join KIU on return(Note: KIU). Upon return she joined the Kansanga based campus for a course in some studies. But a few months later she quit.

Maureen Namatovu -Another Ex-BBA hopeful! now married but almost divorcing. No wonder she never put enough effort in books. All she holds is a certificate in Fashion and Design. And this time no Blah Blah.

AK-47 - The Mayanja's might be a talented bunch in the music industry but clearly their up stair department is not good. AK-47, Chameleone's young brother just holds a certificate Ok, Chameleone is better as he has a senior six certificate. AK-47never went beyond senior four.

Oulanyah Columbus - Great Comedian I must say! but sadly he lost the plot when he was almost up there! With a degree in law within his sights, Oulanya, real names Jimmy Okoth, decided the short cut to booze was radio. and he got it. But when he was chopped from capital FM, Iam sure he thought about his abandoned degree course when it was too late.

JKazoora - One thing I admire about Kazoora is his shrewdness. At a young age, he already has worked for KFM, WBS, Capital FM and Crown Beverages. But I don't admire how he completed school. Ok he has a degree in Business Administration from MUBS but sadly, it took him six years to complete bearing in mind that BBA is a three years course. He must have struggled.